Describe what you’ve done today so far.

Um, today I woke up and finished my homework before class. I went to class for the past five hours. It’s pretty fun.

You were in class for
five hours?

Well, actually it was four and there was an hour for lunch.

What’d you eat for lunch?

For lunch I had a sloppy joe. It was pretty disgusting.

Did you make the sloppy joe?

I didn’t. Someone else made it for me actually.

You know what’s good … is Manwich.

(Laughs).

Have you ever seen Manwich?

Honestly, no.

Well, here’s the deal. You only need two ingredients for Manwich. That’s frozen hamburger meat … and a can of Manwich.

(Laughs)

It’s in the canned meat aisle, I believe. It’s really good.

Are you really gonna publish this in the Wildcat?

You betcha. Are you aware it’s Girl Scout Cookie season?!

Oh, I love Girl Scout Cookies actually.

Me too. Is it me or have they been inflating the price?

Um, probably … I honestly have no idea.

They are four dollars a box.

Four dollars a box, that’s pretty rough. That’s about how much my apartment costs.