How do you like your eggs?

I like my eggs scrambled.

What about over easy? Do you like that runniness?

If it’s too runny it’s a little disgusting. Over medium is okay, but if it’s too runny then you get that little gag reflex sometimes.

Do you take Tabasco with your eggs?

I do take Tabasco with my eggs.

Now, green or red?

Red.

What’s the difference between the green and red Tabasco for you personally?

Um, I mean personally, I just like the flavoring of the red instead of the green chiles. I’ve just never been a fan of the green.

Are you a sausage or bacon man?

Bacon.

What are your feelings on vegetarians?

My dad’s a vegetarian, so I like them, but it’s a choice and it’s not a choice I’m gonna make.

If you were vegetarian how long do you think you could last?

3 weeks.

Wow, it sounds like you’ve thought of this before. You’re like ‘3 weeks!’

That’s it.

How do you take your steak?

I take my steak medium or medium rare.