Do you speak any languages?

I speak English. I speak Chinese and I speak Japanese and I can say bad words in Spanish.

Oh my gosh, can you teach me bad words in two different languages?

Sure.

What’s douchebag in Chinese?

Douchebag? I don’t think they have a douchebag in Chinese. I know bad words I just don’t know what they mean.

Okay just spit out a couple bad words. Just spit them out.

Okay, uh, kutabre.

What’s that?

It’s like horseface.

Horseface? If I called you a horseface would you consider that a bad word?

Supposedly in Japan they’ll kick your ass.

What was the last thing you ate?

Pizza.

From where?

Pizza Hut.

Oh…

(Laughs) Is that not good enough?

I should tell people they have the freedom to lie because…

Chuck E. Cheese! I had it from Chuck E. Cheese!

Oh my God I love Chuck E. Cheese! Did you ever remember the game, it was a robot that had a bunch of buttons on it and it would ask you for your gender and your age? It was one of these slam-the-hammer machines. You know what I’m talkin’ about?

I have no idea.