Chik fil delay: a haikuWaits for hours to buyChicken sandwich, waffle friesLike baby, he criesNot so SavvyClass has endedMust rush to lunchOnce a week It costs $3 to munch Savvy students are crazy smartBut the flock to the union en masseBy the time they get their foodThey’ve already missed their next class Mall TrafficGetting to class on timeMeans running really fastJumping across the MallAs bikes and boards go past Not looking both waysCan cause a lot of painA bike took out my legSo now I walk with a cane Spandex: a haikuFabric of magicBig or small, it fits them allFor better or worse— Dan Sotelo is a political science senior. He can be reached at letters@wildcat.arizona.edu.