Guy: It’s not rape. It’s surprise sex!
– Park Student Union
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Girl 1: Oh balls!
Girl 2: I love balls in my mouth.
-Student Union Memorial Center
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Girl: Suck my cock!
– Champs, while girl is trying to get out of a moving cab
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Girl 1: Did you know it’s physically impossible to chug a gallon of milk?
Girl 2: Let’s try it!
-Entrada Real Apartments
