Guy on cell phone, overheard at a customer service window in the Student Union Memorial Center:
“”I just don’t think I can be in a relationship with both of you at the same time. Yeah. It’s just … weird. I mean … not that I wouldn’t want to. (Awkward chuckle.) Yeah, sorry. That was inappropriate. You’re right.””
-submitted by Claire Conrad, sophomore majoring in journalism and Latin American studies
