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    “On the spot: Brandon Weimer, pre-business freshman”

    So being a business guy, obviously you know the economy is kind of in the crapper right now and everybody’s looking for a get-rich-quick scheme. What about yourself?

    Well, I have a business myself, but I’m looking to maybe start multiple businesses. I don’t know if it’s get-rich-quick because it takes work to get rich. Nothing’s really easy I guess.

    Would you do anything outrageous for a large sum of money?

    Um, maybe. Depends what it is.

    What about letting a celebrity poop on you for a million dollars?

    (Laughs) Uh, probably not.

    Really? We’re talking about a million dollars here, man. All you’ve got to do is sit there and let them drop a deuce and then you’re rich.

    I’ll find a less embarrassing way to get a million dollars. (Laughs)

    What about a billion, with a ‘b’? Yeah, you’ll be on YouTube, but afterward your wallet is going to be fat.

    That is a lot of money. Potentially I’d do that. (Laughs) Probably, yeah.

    What if you could choose the pooper? Would that make any kind of a difference?


    Then who would you prefer to be pooped on by?

    (Laughs) Uh, I don’t know. This is a hard question. (Calls to friend) Kyle.

    Oh no man, you can’t get any help.

    (To passerby) Who would you pick?

    Passerby: To get pooped on? Probably somebody who eats a lot of organic food.

    But really it doesn’t matter because you’re just going to wash it all off afterward anyway.

    Yeah, I guess then somebody who’s just really hot.

    But you don’t have a preferred pooper?

    No. I’d rather not be pooped on. I’d rather not think about that.


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