Happy Mardi Gras. What are your thoughts?

I’m not a big party seeker, so I’m not much into that. The only thing I know is that it’s before you give up meat on Fridays, because of Lent.

Anything special you are going to embrace for Fat Tuesday?

Eat meat because we are not allowed to on Ash Wednesday and that’s the only thing I can think of right now really, probably have a beer.

Just one?

(laughs) Yeah …

How are you feeling about Charlie Sheen?

Oh God, I love him in “”Two and A Half Men”” but now he is just so full of himself and needs to get his head out of his ass, he really does. I don’t blame the mom for her wanting to take those kids away from there. I don’t care who the hell this person is, they are just as disgusting as he is. You don’t do that, especially with kids. I mean he’s obviously raising them, but he doesn’t have to be sleeping with two to have the other two, what the hell is that?

So you don’t believe in polygamy?

Hell no, I’m Catholic! I enjoy watching “”Big Love,”” though.

So you would never consider sharing a man with a sister/best friend?

No, it’s always been a rule for us. You scam on a guy and he’s off limits.

—Caroline Nachazel