Guy: I have a boner, I have a boner, I have a boner, hey, hey, hey, hey!-3:00 a.m. outside apartments
???
Guy: Hey remember that time we put Listerine on that shit … the penis head.- Koffler building
???
Guy: I say something stupid pretty much every time I open my mouth.- The Daily Wildcat
???
Girl: Who were those three girls at the party?Guy: Oh they were just tryin’ to suck some dick..- At house party
Compiled by Daily Wildcat staff