How much money did you spend on your last shopping trip?

Uh, I don’t remember because I don’t shop. Ever. I hate shopping.

You do? What was the last thing you shopped for?

My friends.

Oh, you shopped with your friends?

For them.

What did you get for them? Was it a birthday gift?

Jewelry.

From where?

Tiffany’s.

How much was that?

Fifty bucks.

Are you going to get any money back from the government this year?

No.

No? Who does your taxes?

My dad.

Do you have a job?

Yeah, but I’m an intern so I don’t get paid.

Oh, where do you intern at?

Arizona Athletics.

How’d the interview go?

Good. I got a job so…

What interview question do you hate the most?

Um, ‘What are your strengths and what are your weaknesses?’

Okay, we’re going to pretend you’re in a job interview. What are you strengths and what are your weaknesses?

Um, I’m really outgoing, I’m a hard worker. I get along with other people really well I guess.

What about weaknesses?

Weakness I guess would be I don’t like taking orders from people but I’ll do it.