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The Daily Wildcat

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    Overhead on Campus

    Girl: So I figure I’ll just to go to pharmacy school or whatever, and then like, get my MBA because you can do that at the same time. Then, I’ll have my brother invest the money I make for me and by the time I’m like 30 I’ll buy my first club!

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    Guy: I’m so tired of shirtless hunks showing up on my MySpace!

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    Girl: There is a rave going on in my uterus.

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    Girl: I’m finally an adult though; I just turned 18.
    Guy: Oh, what’s the first thing you do when you turn 18? Crime!

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