Guy on phone: Sure, you can treat me like crap now and try and develop a relationship with me when you are like 50.
– Park Student Union
Guy to girl: It’s ok, it’s not the first time you have disappointed me terribly.
-Park Student Union
Girl: I have seen way too many fat people today.
– Eller College
Girl: There was a guy doing yard work. It just amazes me. He was like clip, clippity clip.
-Near Maricopa Residence Hall