So what are you doing on the third floor of the Science and Engineering library?

You know what, I’m kinda just workin’ on a presentation right now.

Mmhmm, what’s this presentation for?

I’m a preceptor for class, but enough about me, Mike. I want to know a little bit more about you. I want to know the real Mike…

Well this is a first. Keep going.

How much would you pay for hand jeezy?

Does that say kidney stones? Is that kidney stones there on your presentation?

Yeah, kidney stones. They’re pretty painful.

…This conversation has turned.

You have a girlfriend, Mike?

You know, I do have a girlfriend.

How’s your girlfriend?

She’s fantastic, thank you for asking. I’ll tell her you asked.

What’s your major, Mike?

Here, why don’t you hold the recorder?

Oh, this is nice. Could you state your name and major and then spell your major, I don’t want you to spell your name.

My name is Mike Christy and I’m majoring in journalism: J-O-U-R-N-A-L-I-S-M.

You kinda hesitated there.

Well I almost got confused with the O and the U. Because it started going through my head “”O after U except before J””, but then I realized that that doesn’t exist in the grammatical realm.