What was the last video game you played?

“”Super Smash Brothers.””

Did you win?

No, I suck at that game.

What character were you?

I think Kirby.

If you could have sex with any video game character who would it be?

Oh dude, “”Tomb Raider”” Angelina Jolie. Isn’t she in “”Tomb Raider”” the video game? She is pretty hot.

What was your favorite video game system growing up as a kid?

My parents sucked. We didn’t really have video games so I bought an Xbox when I was a sophomore in high school, that was pretty sick. It was just (“”Grand Theft Auto””) all the way.

What was the first game you played?

Shoot I don’t remember the first game I played. GTA is definitely my favorite game. I played old school (games) on PS2.

If you could make any regular-day activity into a video game what would you want to do?

Skateboarding around campus is pretty fun, dodging people and shit.

Kind of like “”Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater””?

Well I don’t know, you don’t have to dodge like stupid pedestrians and bikers and stuff.

Who is your favorite video game character of all time?

The guy from GTA.

Mario and Shrek get in a fight; who wins?

Shrek all the way. He would squish the little Italian guy.

What about Yoshi and Tony Hawk?

What can Yoshi do, just lay eggs? I don’t know, probably Tony Hawk. I just see him hitting Yoshi in the face with a skateboard.