Did you have a major and then switch back to undecided?

I’ve always been undecided.

What interests you?

Right now I’m taking engineering classes; that seems pretty interesting.

What type of engineering?

Uh, electrical or mechanical.

Sweet. What do you plan on doing with that?

Hopefully taking that and then using it at a job like Raytheon.

Have you lived here all your life?

I have.

Do you hate Tucson like other people do?

No.

I really can’t complain about this weather right now.

No.

What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s happened to you lately?

Umm… (Eric’s girlfriend noticeably clears her throat) … I really can’t remember.
Girlfriend: Oh yeah? Hm.

MC to girlfriend: Do you have an idea?

Yeah. Valentine’s Day … (turns to Eric) and your lame present.

MC to Eric: Did you totally bail on Valentine’s Day?

No… (stares at girlfriend).

What was the Valentine’s Day present?
It was a DVD that she didn’t like. It wasn’t like anything bad, but it’s just like she didn’t want the DVD.

Girlfriend: It was Space Jam.