Are you big into government conspiracies?Actually, I’m not into government conspiracies, I’m not a big political guy if you know what I’m sayin’.
What are you sayin’?I’m saying that I’m not big into conspiracies.
Do you think we faked the Moon Landing?I do think we faked the Moon Landing. I think the thing was just a big shish kebab. And by shish kebab I mean it’s a hoax, ’cause that’s my word for hoax: shish kebab.
Did you just make that word up right now?Yes I did. That was on the splur of the moment.
The splur?Yeah. Splur is another word I just made up.
If you were Buzz Aldrin would you push past Neil Armstrong, jump on the Moon and be like, “”Gotcha sucka!””?Actually if I was Buzz Aldrin I would fight so my name would be known because I have no clue who Buzz Aldrin is to be honest. I probably wouldn’t even go to the Moon. I’d rather go to, like, Mercury … or, actually Jupiter is my favorite planet.
Y’know Mercury is like 9,000 degrees?Yeah, but I’d wait …
Until it cooled down?Yeah, exactly.
Until the Sun went down, then it wouldn’t be so hot, right?Exactly.
What would your first words on the moon be?Um, probably … “”Yes, We Can””.
And honor Obama?No, just making fun of him really, I guess…