| Courtney: Hi, my name is Courtney, and you’re On The Spot. | |
| Clay Desmond: I’m on the what? | |
| C: Spot | |
| D: What does that mean? | |
| C: It means I’m going to ask you brilliant questions and you are going to give me stupid answers. | |
| D: Can you walk with me? | |
| C: Yeah, let’s walk and talk. | |
| D: Okay, what is your first question? | |
| C: Did you audition to be a “”Real World”” contestant this weekend? | |
| D: No. | |
| C: Well, too bad. You’re going to anyway. | |
| D: What? | |
| C: Yeah, we’re going to have a faux-interview for a faux-“”Real World”” right here, right now. | |
| D: What is this really for? Who are you? | |
| C: A figment of your imagination who wants to know the craziest thing you’ve ever done. | |
| D: Well…that probably would be…what? How can I just say the craziest thing I’ve ever done in my life? Are you serious? I don’t know. I’ve done a lot of stupid things. Is that the same thing as crazy? The stupidest thing I’ve ever done is probably go down a hill in La Jolla on this thing (holds up skateboard) and, like, beating traffic down and then, like, falling on my ass and then spending a whole bunch of time in the hospital. | |
| C: Where are we walking to exactly? | |
| D:YesI don’t know. I was walking with this kid. | |
| C: Where are we walking to, This Kid? | |
| D: Cochise? OK. What is question No.2? | |
| C: What are two interesting things about yourself? | |
| D: I like music, and I play music. | |
| C: Do you think that is interesting? | |
| D: To me that is interesting, yes. | |
| C: What is your favorite band? | |
| D:Ooh, that is really hard. I’d probably have to say the Pixies. | |
| C: What do you think about Queen, the greatest band ever? | |
| D:Yeah, they’re pretty good. I listen to them sometimes. I like them. Queen. |
