Would you rather be extremely good-looking and have the worst B.O. in the world, or the opposite?

The opposite.

Okay, why?

Well, actually, no. Not the opposite. I would rather be extremely good-looking because then you could just wear cologne and deodorant.

Are you a loofah person? You can be honest.

I don’t know what that is.

You don’t know what a loofah is? It’s the fluffy thing that goes around your wrist and you put, like…

No.

Okay, I’m going to pretend I don’t know what a loofah is.

(Laughs).

Bar soap or body wash?

Body wash.

Okay, see ’cause that’s what the loofah’s for. You could put it on the loofah.

…I…

You should probably just do the manly thing and rub it on your hands.

(Laughs).

Do you ever mix in a nice bubble bath, y’know with some candles and some Kenny G?

No.

What songs would you put on a bubble bath mixtape?

I’ve never done that.

If you did, what songs would you put on there? There’s got to be something from Sesame Street.

Um…

What about that rubber ducky song?

No, it would be the Clear Skies song by Elmo. Sunny … what is it? Sunny Day?

Yeah, I know exactly what you’re talkin’ about.