Five of arts desk's taste aficionados tried out Durex's assorted flavor condoms, in strawberry, banana and orange.
Tasted and approved by Tits McGee Strawberry Rating: 3.5 Just the thing if you're up for a little Strawberry Shortcake role-playing.
Banana Rating: 4 A tasty tropical flavor for a night of Jungle Love.
Orange Rating: 1 Orange you glad I'm warning you to stay far away from this flavor?
Tasted and approved by Craven Moorebush Strawberry Rating: 3 The overpowering aroma that's emitted the instant you open the package will make your junk smell like a scented candle from Hallmark, though it will taste little different than a Mother's Day balloon from the same store.
Banana Rating: 2 Hardly any flavor to speak of, though the smell of fresh bananas is certainly more appealing than the smell of fresh spunk.
Orange Rating: 4 A flavor both subtle and pleasant - finally! A way to make my dick look and taste like an Otter Pop!
Tasted and approved by Sharon Dix Strawberry Rating: 3 Unless you have a serious sweet tooth, keep strawberries with the champagne in long-stemmed glasses, not on his long-stemmed stiffy.
Banana Rating: 4.5 With this light-tasting condom, his member will enjoyably resemble a banana-flavored runt … hopefully only in taste, not in size.
Orange Rating: 1 The taste of the latex comes right through with the orange flavor, and trust me when I say that these are two flavors you don't want in your mouth at the same time.
Tasted and approved by Sugar Lipz Strawberry Rating: 3 This is somewhere between candy, cough drops and something I couldn't quite put my finger on. While not too bad this was my least favorite flavor, but it smelled the best. Reminiscent of childhood candies, these condoms were an interesting treat to test out.
Banana Rating: 4 This was the most reminiscent of an actual fruit, and the lube and fake sugar flavor are an interesting mix. While not the most palatable things I've ever tasted, honestly, they aren't bad. A little monkey in the jungle role-play anyone?
Orange Rating: 3 Almost exactly like an orange sucker … except for the lube - it's almost like a Vaseline-based chapstick, except, you know it's personal lubricant.
Tasted and approved by Dedrek McSweetie Strawberry Rating: 1 Smells like some sort of berry-flavored cough syrup and tastes like it, too. Stay away from it!
Banana Rating: 3 Smells like banana Laffy Taffy, but tastes nothing like it - it tastes like lube with a hint of artificial banana flavoring.
Orange Rating: 2 Smells like orange soda and tastes like citrus-flavored latex with oil.
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