Overheard on Campus

Proven to be 97 percent effective:

“”My birth control doesn’t make my boobs bigger. Then again, I just use the jumping up and down method.””

– submitted by physiology junior Christine Gazzara

The Arizona Daily Wildcat is proud to feature “”Overheard on campus,”” where private conversations become public hilarity. Got a good one? E-mail it to campus@wildcat.arizona.edu.