How do you feel about rompers?

Personally, I love rompers because it’s like half dress, half shorts and it’s just  like one outfit. The only thing that sucks is you have to take the entire thing off when you have to pee.

Yeah that’s really annoying. The reason I asked you is because I have been hearing a lot of complaints from guys that girls are just always wearing them and that they are sort of just taking over the world. How do you feel about that?

You know, it’s classic to see so many girls around campus wearing rompers. It’s kind of like how every guy wears a frat tank and shorts and it is like that with the rompers for girls.

That’s very true. So tell us about your experience on the pom team? First home game coming up on Saturday, are you guys pumped? Prepared?

We are very prepared, we practice over 20 hours a week for these events and we’re all very excited.

What is your favorite thing about the games?

Probably the pre-game show, because everyone is there and excited. It’s just a great, great time.

Who is your favorite football player?

Brett Thompson, number 53.

How did you spend your Labor Day?

Well my roommate made me banana pancakes and I have just been eating all day and watching “”Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami.””

How do you feel about Kim’s new boyfriend?

He’s a hottie. I mean Reggie is obviously still number one but if you got to downgrade, that’s the way to go.

Don’t you kind of feel like since Kim is having a hard time finding a man that that doesn’t give us other women a lot of hope?

I mean, as a newly single woman, I’ve just given up hope. It’s fine.

Newly single? Want to elaborate?

Not really (laughs).

Well girl this interview is really going to give you some great publicity and hopefully bring some guys your way.

That would be so great, thank you.

Last question, when you decided to paint your nails that sparkly blue color were you thinking of Alice?

The color is actually called Wonderland so it’s pretty ironic that you would even mention that. But I wasn’t really thinking of Alice I was more thinking of the Mad Hatter.

So, Mad Hatter or Willy Wonka, who is your pick?

Willy Wonka all the way.

 — Caroline Nachazel