Girl 1: Your nerves can grow back, right?

Girl 2: No…

Girl 1: Oh, because my friend bit her tongue and it would suck if she, like, bit it all the time and didn’t, like, even know it.

Girl 2: How did she bite it?

Girl 1: I don’t know, I was going to call her but I texted her instead because I didn’t know if she could talk.

– Psychology Building