The Student News Site of University of Arizona

The Daily Wildcat

83° Tucson, AZ

The Daily Wildcat

The Daily Wildcat


    “On the spot: Heather Price-Wright, Creative writing junior”

    Since you’re a wordsmith type of lady, we’re going to play a word association game. I’ll say a word or phrase and just say whatever comes to mind. Feel free to be totally inappropriate. Arizona.

    Racial profiling.

    Jan Brewer.


    Totally. Elitist.




    Love it. Visible panty lines.

    Interesting choice.

    The correct answer was “”plague.”” Jailbait.

    High schoolers at the mall.

    And Justin Bieber’s missing forehead. Lindsay Lohan.

    Never OK. Skeletor. “”Lindsay Lohan looks like something from ‘Lord of the Rings.'””

    Jackpot. But I was looking for clinically dead. Alec Baldwin naked.

    Oh, into it. Absolutely. I think Alec Baldwin is sexy.

    Gross, he has a chest hair sweater. Silver fox.

    Robert Shelton.

    Sexy. Oval office.


    Absolutely correct. We also would have accepted “”intern”” and “”blue dress stain.”” People who live below the Mason-Dixon line.

    Swamp donkies.

    Brilliant. Sandra Bullock adopts brown baby.


    Really? That totally caught me by surprise. A veritable PR-blitzkrieg. Person who should be killed for the greater good of humanity.

    Joe Arpaio.

    Legit. Person who should be resurrected from the dead for the greater good of humanity.

    Not Jesus.

    — Claire Engelken

    More to Discover
    Activate Search