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    “On the spot: Randy Rodriguez, nutritional science junior”

    Nutritional sciences … does that have any influence on your choice of meal?

    Hell no. God no.

    What is it you’re eating right now?

    Bagel sandwich. Everything on it.

    Let’s get a nice visual for the readers.

    Um, cheese … loads of meat … and pretty much every vegetable you can imagine. And they wouldn’t put any mayonnaise or mustard on it for me because they’re dicks.

    They wouldn’t?

    No. I guess – I don’t know – bagel sandwich. I guess that’s for the actual sandwiches.

    Do they not realize you can put anything together as long as there’s mayonnaise on it?

    That’s what I said. As long as you put two pieces of bread together and you pile everything in the middle, it’s a sandwich.

    See what I used to do, we’d have bread, we’d have cheese, and we’d have mayonnaise. And you got a sandwich right there.

    I was one of the Dagwoods – you ever watch that old, old comic…?


    …where he’d go in the fridge and come out with fish and stuff? That’s how I used to make my sandwiches. With like a fish head.

    Mystery meat.

    Yeah, exactly.

    What’s your mystery meat of choice.



    It’s exotic.

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