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    “On the spot: Jonathon Clor, music senior”

    Do you speak any languages?

    I speak English. I speak Chinese and I speak Japanese and I can say bad words in Spanish.

    Oh my gosh, can you teach me bad words in two different languages?

    Sure.

    What’s douchebag in Chinese?

    Douchebag? I don’t think they have a douchebag in Chinese. I know bad words I just don’t know what they mean.

    Okay just spit out a couple bad words. Just spit them out.

    Okay, uh, kutabre.

    What’s that?

    It’s like horseface.

    Horseface? If I called you a horseface would you consider that a bad word?

    Supposedly in Japan they’ll kick your ass.

    What was the last thing you ate?

    Pizza.

    From where?

    Pizza Hut.

    Oh…

    (Laughs) Is that not good enough?

    I should tell people they have the freedom to lie because…

    Chuck E. Cheese! I had it from Chuck E. Cheese!

    Oh my God I love Chuck E. Cheese! Did you ever remember the game, it was a robot that had a bunch of buttons on it and it would ask you for your gender and your age? It was one of these slam-the-hammer machines. You know what I’m talkin’ about?

    I have no idea.

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