Guy: (looking at a girl’s shirt) Hey, was George Strait the guy who sang “”Ocean Side Property in Arizona””?
Girl: You mean “”Ocean Front Property””? Yeah.
Guy: Oh, well, do you know where the ocean-side property is?
Girl: No, it’s a joke. There is no ocean-side property in Arizona.
Guy: Dude! Where have you been living, in a cave or something? Haven’t you ever heard of Rocky Point?
-submitted by education junior Rachelle Perry
