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The Daily Wildcat

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    Overheard on Campus

    Guy: My mom’s too hot – she wouldn’t have sex with you.


    Girl: Jay-Z? Yeah, he’s my African lover.

    Guy: Man, I wish I had an African lover.

    Girl: I know. And he has a really nice body.

    Guy: Lucky.


    Guy 1: Hey, how was your weekend?

    Guy 2: It was all right. My girlfriend broke up with me on Saturday, but yesterday I got like $12 of free food at McDonald’s.


    Girl: I just can’t do these math problems … My shirt’s too sparkly.

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