The reason you are being interviewed is because you are wearing this ridiculous shirt. Are you a ‘wannabe’ raver?
No, I do not go to raves.
How do you feel about doing ecstasy?
I am curious, but I don’t think I would ever do it.
Don’t tell any lies for the paper …
I really don’t think I would ever do it.
What is something you want your kids to never find out about you?
That I have a history of hooking up with nasty girls. I’ve had some bad ones; I’ve had some grenades.
Who was the worst?
My girlfriend might kill me if I say any names so I am not going to stoop that low. But this one chick was literally just a hot mess.
Would you ever get any plastic surgery?
Nope, pretty happy about myself.
Are you sure? No insecurities?
Are you implying something?
No. Just hypothetically speaking … does your girlfriend need plastic surgery?
What, no! She’s got the body of a goddess.
