We are here live from the game, how are you feeling?

Just outstanding.

Anything crazy happen in the stands?

Yes, actually one of my best friends got thrown up on by a drunk girl.

What? Tell us more…

Well, we were just standing there and I thought someone just spilled a drink, but she threw up all over a girl’s purse and everything and then just peaced out and walked away. Can you believe that?

Was she a freshman?

Definitely, totally freshman status.

So you are a gymnast?

Well, I am on medical but I am a GymCat.

I love the GymCats. You are pretty buff, do you guys get good workouts?

Let me ponder this thought for a second … Yeah, lots of workouts. We do weight training and training in the gym and lots of cardio.

I have been noticing this the entire interview, you have amazing eyelashes.

Well I use the double kind of mascara with the white coat.

What a great feature to have. People are so jealous of that kind of natural feature on a woman.

Yes, well thank you. They just hurt when I wear sunglasses because they get smushed and they get tangled and stuff.

Yeah they kind of remind me of like spider webs or something. How do you feel about the people that get the fake eyelashes put into their eyes?

That is just weird.

If you could get any plastic surgery, what would you get?

Well my wrists should be fixed but that’s not plastic, just surgery.

Speaking of plastic, how do you feel about Heidi Montag? What is the first thing that comes to your head when you hear her name?

A Barbie doll, fugly.

So you would definitely chose Snookie over Heidi Montag?

Definitely, even though she looks like a little Oompa Loompa.

So glad we are on the same page. She’s having her own dating show, are you going to tune in?

Yes, love reality TV. Dating shows are always great.

Do you sometimes feel like your life is a reality TV show?

Yes, oh my gosh I really wish my life was video taped.

So if a camera crew followed you around, you think people would watch?

Yeah, I am like such a klutz and the weirdest things happen to me, people would love it.

Girl, I might take you up on that.

Yeah, my roommates live it. They live my life, it’s ridiculous.

–Caroline Nachazel