| Courtney:Hi, my name is Courtney and you’re On the Spot. What is that? | |
| Arielle Litt: It is a chihuahua. | |
| C: Do you always carry your dog to class? | |
| L: No, I just got her two days ago and she is crying. Didn’t you hear her just cry? | |
| C: Is that what that was? | |
| L: Yeah. Look at her. Isn’t she cute? Here, watch her run. It is really cute. Watch her run. Run! Ah. | |
| C: So everyone on the UA Mall here is stopping you because of your dog. Is it a disturbance in class>? | |
| L: No. But they also stop me because I’m really hot. | |
| C: So the dog isn’t a ploy to get men? | |
| L: No, but if I were a lesbian, it would work wonders. A lot of girls like her. A lot of girls. | |
| C: How long will you be taking her to class? | |
| L: Just until she won’t chew up all my stuff. | |
| L: Can anything even fit in that mouth anyway? | |
| L: The pellets I grind up to feed her. | |
| C: What made you decide to get a dog? | |
| L: To piss off my roommates, but they ended up liking her. | |
| C: So what are you going to do now to piss them off? Why don’t you just not do the dishes? | |
| L: I always do the dishes. I actually enjoy it. I don’t know. I’ll have to think about that. | |
| C: Your dog is eating my Dictaphone! | |
| L: Mimi, don’t eat it! | |
| C: So what are you going to do to piss them off? | |
| L: Not study because they study a lot. | |
| C: Failing out of school is really going to piss them off? | |
| L: I don’t know. Smoke weed. That is what they don’t like. |
