Wednesday:
? Inner Wisdom. Including “”don’t drink vodka straight out of the bottle”” and other such milestones on the path to enlightenment. 3:45 p.m. The Temple of Universality, 1944 E. Allen Road. Free
? 9/11 Truth Tucson. Learn all about what the Man is really up to behind closed doors. There will be a screening of “”Improbable Collapse,”” among other things. Bring your own tinfoil hat. 6:30 p.m. Ward 6 City Council Office, 3202 E. First St. Free
Thursday:
? Ace Enders and a Million Different People. Well, I don’t think the fire department is going to like that very much. 6 p.m. Club Congress, 311 E. Congress St. $12
? Edge Reading Series. Young writers will read from their original works about boys who probably don’t even know their names because they’re totally obsessed with that stupid cheerleader, Tiffany. 7:30 p.m. Casa Libre en la Solana, 228 N. Fourth Ave. $5 donation suggested
? Centre, Zechs Marquise, Mostly Bears. Three bands that are all supposed to sound like The Mars Volta – perfect for those of you who have lost your Mars Volta CD. 9:30 p.m. Plush, 340 E. Sixth St. $5
Friday:
? Shrimp Chaperone. My parents have been raving about this oldies cover band for close to a decade. With Tommy Tucker. 10 p.m. Red Room at Grill, 100 E. Congress St. Free
? “”Jurassic Park.”” Due to popular demand, this critically acclaimed masterpiece will be coming to the silver screen once more for two nights only (tonight and tomorrow). Oh wait, it’s just some dinosaur crap. 10 p.m. The Loft Cinema, 3233 E. Speedway Blvd. $5
Saturday:
? Tucson Roller Derby. I hear this is a great place to pick up women. 6:30 p.m. Bladeworld, 1065 W. Grant Rd. $9 advance, $10 at the door
? Journey and Cheap Trick. Oh my God. 8 p.m. AVA Amphitheater at Casino del Sol, 5655 W. Valencia Rd. $40 to $175
Sunday:
? “”Hot Rod Rumble.”” Drive up in a hot rod and get two-for-one admission to this 1957 flick. Finally, something to do with that low-rider that’s been sitting in your front yard! 1 p.m. The Loft Cinema, 3233 E. Speedway Blvd. $5
? Dr. Anne Stericker. This Tucson therapist provides counseling for the transgender community and will be speaking at the July meeting of Wingspan’s Dezert Partnerz group. 2 p.m. Wingspan, 425 E. Seventh St. Free
Monday:
? Wolf Parade. Don’t get these Montreal rockers confused with their dorky little brothers, Wolf Shirt Parade. 8 p.m. The Rialto Theatre, 318 E. Congress St. $16
Tuesday:
? The Warlocks. These “”neo-psych drone rockers”” will be making Plush all groovy with help from The Vandelles. Drop some acid and swing by – maybe they’ll even turn on that pulsating light box thing. 9:30 p.m. Plush, 340 E. Sixth St. $8
– compiled by Alyson Hill
