Are you big into government conspiracies?

Actually, I’m not into government conspiracies, I’m not a big political guy if you know what I’m sayin’.

What are you sayin’?

I’m saying that I’m not big into conspiracies.

Do you think we faked the Moon Landing?

I do think we faked the Moon Landing. I think the thing was just a big shish kebab. And by shish kebab I mean it’s a hoax, ’cause that’s my word for hoax: shish kebab.

Did you just make that word up right now?

Yes I did. That was on the splur of the moment.

The splur?

Yeah. Splur is another word I just made up.

If you were Buzz Aldrin would you push past Neil Armstrong, jump on the Moon and be like, “”Gotcha sucka!””?

Actually if I was Buzz Aldrin I would fight so my name would be known because I have no clue who Buzz Aldrin is to be honest. I probably wouldn’t even go to the Moon. I’d rather go to, like, Mercury … or, actually Jupiter is my favorite planet.

Y’know Mercury is like 9,000 degrees?

Yeah, but I’d wait …

Until it cooled down?

Yeah, exactly.

Until the Sun went down, then it wouldn’t be so hot, right?

Exactly.

What would your first words on the moon be?

Um, probably … “”Yes, We Can””.

And honor Obama?

No, just making fun of him really, I guess…