How does it feel knowing that you are responsible for more than half of this university’s energy?

I know what you mean. I feel like I’m addicted to Starbucks myself. I know during finals I need caffeine, students need caffeine, and I’m happy to provide it.

When was the last time you engaged in watching pornography?

I don’t remember the last time I watched pornography.

Let’s be real here.

Okay I can be real, maybe in, like, middle school. I think we are all grown ups now and are over that.

Let’s hope but, I mean, it’s fine.

I don’t disrespect anyone who would want to do that, but it’s not my thing … anymore.

If you could trade lives with Shaquille O’Neal would you do it?

Of course, who wouldn’t? I mean I would want to be 7 foot and dominating the league. He’s getting old but I’d trade places and be a millionaire, who wouldn’t?

What if Shaq wanted to trade places with you?

I’d be shocked first of all. Why would you want to be a college student?

So you don’t like your life now?

Oh I like my life, but come on now. Shaquille O’Neal might have it a little better.