What is your ringtone?

I just have the boring general ones that came with my phone.

What’s up with that?

I don’t know. I just haven’t really bought any. I don’t know.

Well do you at least roll with one of the snazzier generic ones that come with the phone, or do you just have a ring with beeps and boops?

Oh no. I picked the coolest one on my phone.

What’s it called?

I have no idea.

Does your ringtone express who you are, because isn’t that what it’s supposed to do?

I guess. I don’t (pauses, then laughs).

If you could pick any ringtone regardless of price, what would you get?

Probably some fun, (pauses) fun song.

I would probably get something old school, like the Super Mario Bros. theme or something. What would be your dream ringtone?

My dream ringtone, I don’t know. I used to have ringtones for different people, so if I had a ringtone then I guess it would describe the person who is calling me.

So you’ve always liked to change up the ringtones then?

Yeah. It’s hard to stay with just one for very long.

— Brian Kimball