Who is the stupidest, dumbest person you know?
My roommate, but his name cannot be revealed.
What is the stupidest thing you have done recently?
Stayed up all night and worked 10 hours for my job. I work in sales.
Sketchy …
I sell paint jobs on houses.
Ice cream paint jobs?
Not quite, but yes.
When do you think it is appropriate to burp in front of a woman?
Always. I did on Saturday night at Dirtbag’s.
Who is more your style Lady Gaga or Madonna?
Rihanna.
Not an option. Gaga or Madonna? If you don’t pick one then you will die the most painful death. Which one would you rather make babies with?
Neither. You are basically asking me if I’d like to screw Lady Gaga or Guy Ritchie.
So you would choose Guy Ritchie?
Yes!
Are you more obsessed with Facebook or video games?
Four square, that’s how I spend my days.
