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    On The Spot

    Jorge Hernandez
    Jorge Hernandez

    Courtney: Hi, my name is Courtney and you’re On the Spot. What time did you wake up this morning?
    JH: I woke up at around 6:30.
    C: Are you lying?
    JH: No.
    C: What time did you go to bed last night?
    JH: About 12 o’clock. But my roommates kept drinking and partying and a couple girls came over, but I…
    C: And you passed up girls to get some shut-eye?
    JH: I know it sounds really bad. I know I shouldn’t have, but I did.
    C: Are you gay?
    JH: Hell no.… You look hot.
    C: I look hot?
    JH: JH: Hell yeah.
    C: In reference to the last time you saw me when you were stalking me online or in general I look hot?
    JH: In general.
    C: What are you up to right now – wait, wait, wait – who is that?
    JH: That is my friend Kelly. I have known her for a while.
    C: Known her? In the biblical sense?
    JH: No, in the regular sense, in that we’ve been partying, drinking and chilling for a year.

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