What are three words you use to describe yourself?

Sexy, beastly and wild.

Would you rather waste hours playing “”Black Ops”” or the Wii “”Kinect Dance””?

Definitely the Wii Dance. I need to compete against some dancers.

When you have kids what are you going to name theme?    

Olga and Josephina, and then if it was a boy I’d name him Stud Muffin.

Since you used the term wild to describe yourself, how have you been wild in the past 24 hours?

I did a wing eating contest, where I had to eat these super hot wings, and I had to eat six wings in 20 minutes. When I only ate three, my throat started swelling up and my nose stopped and I couldn’t breathe. I was suffocating while dying, so I stopped before I had to go to the emergency room.

Sounds incredible. Who do you want to see on the next front cover of Maxim?

Jessica Alba, she’s my favorite.

Favorite Michael Jackson song?

All of them.

What are you doing tonight?

Tonight I am a DD, a designated driver. It’s for people who are just really good drivers.