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The Daily Wildcat

The Daily Wildcat


    “Campus ‘Cats: Raymond Calderon, Criminal justice junior”

    Have you ever heard of the game “”Bang, Kill, Marry””?

    I think it sounds familiar but I wouldn’t be able to tell you about it.

    OK, how it works is I give you 3 names of people. You have to bang one, kill one, and marry the other.

    Oh, okay.

    Ready? Wilma Wildcat, the Chiquita Banana girl, and a Jonas Brother.

    Oh…so I have to decide between the three?


    Bang, kill, and marry, right?


    I would marry Wilma Wildcat just for school pride and make me look good on paper. Um, if I killed a Jonas Brother, I’d probably get killed myself, so I’d bang a Jonas Brother and then I’ll kill the Chiquita Banana lady.

    Honesty. I like it. Okay, why’d you buy the current toothbrush you’re using?

    Cause I needed a new toothbrush? Uh, it’s a good brand and it…

    What brand is it?

    It’s, uh, I think it’s a Colgate 36-…

    Do you have something against Aquafresh?

    I’ve never tried an Aquafresh I don’t think.

    Maybe we should try an Aquafresh next time.

    Next time I will. I think I’m due for a new toothbrush.

    What kind of toothpaste are you using?

    Crest with, like, a mouth rinse in it – do you know what I’m talkin’ about?

    Have you ever tried Arm & Hammer toothpaste?

    No. I hear that’s for old people.

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