Guy 1: Hey man, where you off to?
Guy 2: I’m going to my math class.
Guy 1: But didn’t you hear today is ditch day?
Guy 2: No, it’s go-to-my-math-class-and-keep-my-GPA-above-a-2.0 day.
– overheard by
psychology freshman Alexandre Parsons
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