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    Out of the frying pan and into bed

    If you asked most people what a male college student’s two favorite things are, they are likely to say “”sex”” and “”food,”” though the order may vary from guy to guy. Men around the world can now rejoice at the wonderful combination of the two in Spencer Walker’s new book, “”Cook to Bang.””

    Walker is a culinary pioneer, not in the sense that his food is groundbreaking — though his recipes are original and delectable — but rather in his overall goal: to get you laid.

    He wanted to help those who struggle to get ladies into the sack.

    “”I wrote this book for the freshman version of myself: someone who struggles with women,”” Walker said.

    At the beginning of his book, he explained his former situation as an untouchable during his first semester of college. Then, he decided he’d work something he’d always loved — cooking — and see how the girls felt. And how did they respond? According to his book, better than he could have hoped.

    “”My reputation for being a culinary wizard exploded. There weren’t enough nights in a week to accommodate the demand for my services. I graduated from a zero to a hero by the end of my decadent second semester,”” Walker said.

    Walker decided to share his method with the rest of the world by starting cooktobang.com, a website used to compile all of his recipes so that other’s could reap the benefits.

    While Walker wants those using his techniques to have a slew of sultry sexual encounters, that isn’t his only priority. He tried to stick to mostly healthy meals because health food is sexier than something fattening, especially when it tastes good.

    Walker also wanted to give wallets a break. The whole “”Cook to Bang”” concept was designed to make meals cheaper than eating out while tasting just as good or better.

    “”With the current recession, the economy is doing terrible, and people can’t go out to eat much, especially with dating. It’s terribly expensive,”” Walker said.

    And before you start thinking that this is only meant for men, Walker swears that this method will work for any gender, on any gender.

    “”It works for men, women, gay, straight — I like to think that the ‘Cook to Bang’ philosophy is universal. That’s why it’s so damn effective,”” Walker said.

    Spencer Walker

    “”Cook to Bang””

    Available at Amazon.com and cooktobang.com

    To be released May 11

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