Girl 1: Did you see that I was on the dirty?
Girl 2: Yeah, your ass is all hanging out. What the hell are +2’s anyways?
Girl 1: They’re fake boobs.
Girl 2: Oh.
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Guy: Really, I don’t think I have had sex with a man who didn’t have a picture of Gwen Stefani on his wall.
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Guy 1: Dude, what’s 4+4 divided by two?
Guy 2: Three.
Guy 3: Five.
Guy 4: No, dude, it’s two.
Guys 1,2,3: Ohhhhh.
Guy 1: I’d much rather be smoking a bowl right now.
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Girl: I don’t talk philosophy because I don’t smoke crack.
