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The Daily Wildcat

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    Overheard on Campus

    Girl 1: Did you see that I was on the dirty?

    Girl 2: Yeah, your ass is all hanging out. What the hell are +2’s anyways?

    Girl 1: They’re fake boobs.

    Girl 2: Oh.


    Guy: Really, I don’t think I have had sex with a man who didn’t have a picture of Gwen Stefani on his wall.


    Guy 1: Dude, what’s 4+4 divided by two?

    Guy 2: Three.

    Guy 3: Five.

    Guy 4: No, dude, it’s two.

    Guys 1,2,3: Ohhhhh.

    Guy 1: I’d much rather be smoking a bowl right now.


    Girl: I don’t talk philosophy because I don’t smoke crack.

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