WHY did they re-release “”Avatar””? Is this for the benefit of people who never saw it, or are we all going to get hyped up to see it (again)?
WAIT a little longer to get out your Ugg boots. Yes, it’s been raining, but it’s still summer, and Uggs really shouldn’t be paired with miniskirts.
PLEASE go to class. We know you’ve come up with some good excuses, but it’s way too early to start using them.
YOU MUST pay fifty cents to “”valet-park”” your bike in front of the Nugent Building now. It sounds crazy, but it’s true. Hopefully you have some spare change.
DON’T FORGET that group fitness classes start this week at the Student Recreation Center . There are many options this year, with a flexible schedule of times. Get ready to sweat.