So being in college and going through high school you probably had to deal with guys trying to hit on you. What are some of the weirdest experiences you’ve had involving dudes hitting on you?

(Pauses) Um, I don’t know.

Well, what’s one of the cheesiest pickup lines that somebody’s tried to use on you throughout the years?

Um, I have no idea. (Pauses) I don’t know, I really don’t know.

Are you saying that people don’t try to hit on you or what?

Well yeah, they do. But I just don’t pay attention to them. I just don’t listen to what they’re saying.

So how does a guy work his way into your good graces if you’re not even going to listen to them?

They just have to look like Chris Brown.

(Laughs) Really? But he beat up his girlfriend not too long ago.

Yeah, but I still like him. He’s the background on my cell phone. (Shows cell phone screen)

(Laughs) So you’re telling me that you like a known domestic abuser?

Uh-huh.

Well, I’ve got to say that’s kind of shocking.

Yeah, I know.

Most people kind of put him in the doghouse after he beat the crap out of Rihanna, but that doesn’t seem to faze you at all.

See, now nobody wants him and now he’s mine. It’s all part of my plan.

What do you mean, it’s all part of your plan? You have a plan to get with Chris Brown?

Yeah. Like, no girls want him now because he beat her up so now I can just make my move, you know?

If he beat you up, would you stay with him?

Mm-hmm. I love him.

OK, that’s weird. But I guess he wouldn’t have to use any pickup lines to make you his girl then.

No way. No way, I love him so much.