Do you watch TV a lot?

Not really.

What was the last TV show you watched?

“”Lost.””

What happened?

Lots of stuff. They are in 1977 and also 2000, I don’t know, there is a time paradox, some weird stuff going on.

What is your favorite TV show?

That would be “”Lost.”” It is probably the only thing I watch.

How many hours of TV do you watch a week?

Like two or three.

If you were on “”Who Wants to be a Millionaire”” what would you want the $1 million question to be?

“”What color is the suit I’m wearing?””

What color would it be?

Black, that way there is no beige or tan confusion.

If you were on “”The Ellen DeGeneres Show”” – you know how she dances with people – what kind of dance would you guys do?

Probably something very spastic, not really a dance, just a flailing of the limbs because I can’t dance at all.

What would she say to you after you guys got done dancing?

“”Dear god, what was that?””

And you would say…

The best thing I could do.

If you were on Food Network what dish would you cook?

Nothing with chipotle chilis or else Bobby Flay would probably throw down with me.
Eggplant parmesan.