Oh, college. There’s no better place to meet young, attractive and smart strangers who couldn’t want anything more than to meet you too. It helps that the UA is routinely recognized for an inordinate and disproportionate number of good-looking people all in the same place. Of course, all this information will do you no good if you don’t know where to find said good-looking people. Don’t worry, though. It turns out your classes are the quickest way to get yourself in the thick of it all.
Cruising for guys?
1. Eller College of Management
The guys here are motivated, usually smart and they care about making money and being successful in life, which is something every woman wants eventually. Eller has a sweet reputation for a reason; the good-looking people who attend it are also cutthroat in the practice boardroom. It won’t go unnoticed when they match wits with you, as well.
Major of choice: Marketing. These guys are also creative and good with words. Find one that works out regularly, and you’re all set.
2. College of Letters, Arts and Sciences
Want the gifted male mind who solves problems like they’re Sudoku puzzles? How does a passionate interest in other cultures and a desire to carry on ancient traditions sound?
Well, have I got the college for you! This super-college is filled with people who can read Greek epics in the original language, speak Italian to you at a restaurant or spontaneously create poetry to whisper in your ear as you fall asleep. Most of the men in the college also have an astute love for feminine charms, so if this is your type, you’ll find plenty to choose from here.
Major of choice: A romance language. These majors are some of the most diverse at the UA (since nearly everyone has to take a foreign language to graduate), so there’s someone to fit every need or want.
Searching for that perfect woman?
1. Department of Communication
This fairly large department is a man’s dream come true. The number of females crashing through a communications degree is hugely disproportionate to many other colleges; you’ll likely have one of these ladies in every one of your classes. There’s a girl to fit every type here and the good news is, if you make the fortunate decision to major or minor in communications, they’ll be with you every day, in every class. You could do much worse.
2. College of Social and Behavioral Sciences
This college is a gold mine for those looking to score an attractive and intelligent woman with diverse interests. Want a girl who loves money as much as you do, eligible Eller guy?
Look into economics. How about someone interested in great leaders from the past and how to emulate them? Whoa! You just ran into someone majoring in history. What about a girl who puts social change first on the menu? Try government and public policy (formerly political science) or journalism. Diversity is the key word here; there are 20 different areas of study (including the aforementioned communications, as well as some more broad topics like linguistics or Latin American studies). If you can’t find a suitable woman in SBS, you may just be out of luck.
Major of choice: Journalism. These ladies possess all the mentioned qualities and most are very attractive to boot.
