Girl: I’m with the booty patrol, and I’m going to have to put you under ass arrest. That thing is just too fine.
– 1st and Cherry
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Guy 1: Dude, whatever you do, don’t turn on the swamp cooler.
Guy 2: Why not?
Guy 1: I found out why they call it a swamp cooler.
– UA Mall
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October 24, 2008
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