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    Overheard on Campus

    Guy: I have a boner, I have a boner, I have a boner, hey, hey, hey, hey!
    -3:00 a.m. outside apartments

    ???

    Guy: Hey remember that time we put Listerine on that shit … the penis head.
    – Koffler building

    ???

    Guy: I say something stupid pretty much every time I open my mouth.
    – The Daily Wildcat

    ???

    Girl: Who were those three girls at the party?
    Guy: Oh they were just tryin’ to suck some dick..
    – At house party


    Compiled by Daily Wildcat staff

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