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    Foursquare failure admits Bond is easy on the eyes

    Chris Ramsey
    Chris Ramsey

    Courtney: Hi my name is Courtney and you’re On the Spot.
    Chris Rumsey: OK.
    C: You totally just got schooled at foursquare.
    R: No, that was my own fault. Nobody schooled me. Except for myself.
    C: Did you learn anything in the third grade or is foursquare it?
    R: I think I remember learning about cats. My teacher taught me how to draw clouds.
    C: What did you learn about cats?
    R: Don’t remember.
    C: So apparently you didn’t learn very much.
    R: It’s not about learning in the third grade. It is about learning to learn. …If you understand what I mean.
    C: So you learned how to learn how to forget?
    R: Yeah, basically, which is just preparation for college.
    C: So what are you majoring in? I’m sure your professors will be thrilled to hear this.
    R: Political science and creative writing.
    C: Ah, this makes sense then. Do you come out and play foursquare often?
    R: Actually I was walking by and they invited me. They’re a friendly bunch, it seems.
    C: Is this how you deal with the stress of finals?
    R: Yeah. I also watch movies. I just saw “”Casino Royale.””
    C: What did you think?
    R: Good movie.
    C: Oh good. So “”Casino Royale”” has taken it back to the old-school, Sean Connery version of James Bond.
    R: Oh yeah.
    C: So you agree?
    R: I do. It reminded me of “”Batman Begins.”” It was harsher, it was grittier and it was less clever. And better for doing that. And Daniel Craig is amazing. His eyes…to die for. Really! It is like they are jumping right off the screen into your mind.
    C: Well, what about the girl?
    R: She was amazing too. Although she looked better when she was getting ready to go down to the poker than when she was at the poker. It’s like without the makeup on, or with the makeup to make it look like she didn’t have any makeup on, she looked ravishing. And then with the eyeliner and, I dunno a lot about makeup, but the eyeliner just really turned me off.

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