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The Daily Wildcat

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    Overheard on Campus

    Look out Atkins, here comes herpes

    Person 1: Do you know anyone with mono I can make out with?
    Person 2: Why would you want to do that?
    Person 1: Because I want to lose 5 pounds.

    – overheard by journalism sophomore Jordan Handler

    The Arizona Daily Wildcat is proud to feature “”Overheard on campus,”” where private conversations become public hilarity. Got a good one? E-mail it to

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