Chik fil delay: a haiku
Waits for hours to buy
Chicken sandwich, waffle fries
Like baby, he cries
Not so Savvy
Class has ended
Must rush to lunch
Once a week
It costs $3 to munch
Savvy students are crazy smart
But the flock to the union en masse
By the time they get their food
They’ve already missed their next class
Mall Traffic
Getting to class on time
Means running really fast
Jumping across the Mall
As bikes and boards go past
Not looking both ways
Can cause a lot of pain
A bike took out my leg
So now I walk with a cane
Spandex: a haiku
Fabric of magic
Big or small, it fits them all
For better or worse
— Dan Sotelo is a political science senior.
He can be reached at letters@wildcat.arizona.edu.
